South Park Dab Tool

The South Park dab tool is metal device made from stainless steel to aide with dabbing your favorite concentrate. Instead of a cap, like some dab tools, you’ll find Cartman surrounded by a spin on one his recognized catch phrases:  Screw you guys, I’m going to dab.

The Good

The South Park series has touched on just about every controversial subject imaginable, with weed receiving attention many times over the years . If you're the kind of person who still likes to assemble your friends for a smoking session by saying, “Wanna get high?” in your best Towelie voice, you’ll need this dab tool. The wide scoop on the end of the device is also fairly sharp, making it perfect to scoop wax or a cut-off a piece of shatter. Note: don’t forget to bring a towel.

The Bad

The Cartman part at the top of the tool is not a cap even though it looks like it “will probably work.” Eventually, you’ll ruin the paint from doing something you were warned would happen.

The Ugly

You killed Cartman after using the top of the dab tool instead of a proper top, you bastard.