Dark Side Dab Tool
$7.10
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Arrives: Wed, Sep 09 - Mon, Sep 14
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The Dark Side Dab Tool is simple but effective device, sure to please any fan of the series who is fond of dabbing. The words “Come to The Dark Side” surround the face of Darth Vader who seems to be enjoying the fat joint hanging from his mouth. The stain-less steel handle is designed to not slip, thanks to two ergonomic gripping segments.
The Good
Meeting Vader before he brought stability to the Force would have been a little frightening, considering his abilities to control dark side. With ease, he could cut you into bits or choke you out. However, he started to chill out after getting his medical card and putting a lot of work into becoming the best possible version of himself. Today, an invite to the dark side is a just a casual request to hang out with the crew, minus all the crazy Galactic Empire conquering and such. Like his lightsaber, this dab tool is effective for what it’s designed to do: separate the perfect amount of concentrate from your collection.
The Bad
Getting over the dark side and finding out that the cookies are already gone.
The Ugly
Going to the dark side and forgetting you were the one responsible for the cookies this time around.
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